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For the doomscrollers, the reply guys and anyone whose last brain cell lives in the group chat. If you know, you know.

Printed properly in the UKMade to order — never landfillFree UK delivery30-day fit guarantee

12 designs. £29 each — 2 for £50, 3 for £69.

I Love Doomscrolling t-shirt on a hanger

I Love Doomscrolling£29.00

T-shirt

Brainrot Loading t-shirt on a hanger

Brainrot Loading£29.00

T-shirt

Born To Scroll, Forced To Work t-shirt on a hanger

Born To Scroll, Forced To Work£29.00

T-shirt

Situationship Survivor t-shirt on a hanger

Situationship Survivor£29.00

T-shirt

Touch Grass? In This Economy? t-shirt on a hanger

Touch Grass? In This Economy?£29.00

T-shirt

I Live on Reels t-shirt on a hanger

I Live on Reels£29.00

T-shirt

I Love Reels t-shirt on a hanger

I Love Reels£29.00

T-shirt

I Love My Algorithm t-shirt on a hanger

I Love My Algorithm£29.00

T-shirt

Feels The Aura t-shirt on a hanger

Feels The Aura£29.00

T-shirt

My Last Brain Cell t-shirt on a hanger

My Last Brain Cell£29.00

T-shirt

Don't Check My Hard Drive t-shirt on a hanger

Don't Check My Hard Drive£29.00

T-shirt

I Love Eating Microplastics t-shirt on a hanger

I Love Eating Microplastics£29.00

T-shirt

Stack the drop

Mix any designs — the discount applies itself at checkout.

Single

1 tee

£29

One opinion.

The Two-Pack

2 tees

£50

Save £8.

Best value

The Full Drop

3 tees

£69

Save £18 — best value.

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