T-shirt
Cold Ass Donkey
£26.002 tees £45 · 3 for £60 — mix any designs, auto-applied at checkout.
First order? 10% off with code WOKE26.
DAMN — that's a cold ass donkey. A donkey, frozen solid. Full-colour front print, premium black tee.
- Free UK tracked delivery
- Printed & shipped in the UK
- Secure checkout
- 14-day returns
30-day fit guarantee
Not the best-fitting tee in your drawer within 30 days? Send it back for a full refund — and we cover the return postage. No quibble.
- Material
- 100% combed ringspun cotton, ~180gsm.
- Fit
- Men’s cut (Gildan 5000) or women’s cut (Gildan 5000L). Size up for an oversized look. Model wears M.
- Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out. Do not tumble dry. Iron reverse.
- Delivery
- Dispatched in 2–3 working days.
Size guide
Men's — Gildan 5000
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 41 cm / 16″ | 69 cm / 27″ |
| S | 46 cm / 18″ | 71 cm / 28″ |
| M | 51 cm / 20″ | 74 cm / 29″ |
| L | 56 cm / 22″ | 76 cm / 30″ |
| XL | 61 cm / 24″ | 79 cm / 31″ |
| 2XL | 66 cm / 26″ | 81 cm / 32″ |
| 3XL | 71 cm / 28″ | 84 cm / 33″ |
Women's — Gildan 5000L (slimmer cut)
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 44 cm / 17″ | 65 cm / 26″ |
| M | 49 cm / 19″ | 66 cm / 26″ |
| L | 54 cm / 21″ | 69 cm / 27″ |
| XL | 59 cm / 23″ | 71 cm / 28″ |
| 2XL | 64 cm / 25″ | 72 cm / 28″ |
Chest is measured flat, armpit to armpit — double it for the full way round. Lay a tee you already own flat and match the rows. For an oversized look, size up.
Gildan garment measurements; allow ±2 cm.
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